I have a love-hate relationship with A. R. Rahman. I love him because he made people forget a very popular nickname of mine: Jai Mata Di. I hate him because he gave me another: Jai Ho. (Pretend you know nothing about rap.)
The worst part is that I cannot legitimately blame anyone. My lawyer will simply look all crestfallen and tell me, in a nearly inaudible whisper, that my name is indeed spelt Jai. Officially. On all the documents that matter. But it is spelt Jaai on Facebook, I'll tell him loudly. What's Facebook? he'll say. I'll fire him.
I don't deny that it is an excellent conversation-starter.
Hi, my name is Jaai.
Zaai?
Yes.
How do you spell it?
J-A-I.
Jai?
No.
*awkward smile*
And this is how introdutions happen:
Hey, meet my friend Jaai. Her name is spelt J-A-I. *maniacal laugh*
Sigh. I'll get back at you all.
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J-A-A-I
ReplyDeleteI never got that one wrong.
Hahaha, you actually blogged about it!
ReplyDelete@Z: Good for you :D
ReplyDelete@Varun: Yeah, had nothing else to blog about. :P I'm surprised Jai hasn't discovered this yet.
Amusing..
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Thank you :)
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